I'm the caretaker, and general slave of five hermit crabs, three dogs, and two parrots. None of the hermit crabs are named (indeed, I rarely even see them). The Dogs are Pugsley, Max, and Sport. All are mutts, of various stripes, but even the largest (Pug) is only 25 pounds. Kermit is the smaller of the parrots - she is a blue crowned Conure. Harley Parrot is much larger, but then he is a blue and gold macaw (sometimes called a blue and yellow macaw). He is also much older. Kermit is around a year old, while Harley is somewhere between ten and twelve years old.